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After two days of dealing with Russian brides and a bottle of wine consumed single handedly (guttedly?) in an attempt to restore my intellectual and spiritual integrity I came up with the following proposition. For $100 I will spend several hours making a futile but intense and earnest attempt to explain you all the absurdity of yanking a woman from what essentially is a middle age society and transplanting her into the present-day America. In the unlikely case of your following my advice, you also send me a cheque in the amount equivalent to just 1% of what you'd pay for the adventure after you realize the true value of my words. My conservative estimate is that finding, exporting, and divorcing your Russian bride, plus mopping things up afterwards, will cost you $30 000 if you get off the hook lightly, thus a $300 contribution to my agricultural project.


Responsible for this corner of Uncle Pasha's site is Olesya Pomazan, olesya@unclepasha.com 

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Dear Pasha,
Please include this link somewhere on your dating pages:
URL: http://www.russian-travel.net
Name: Russian-Travel.net
Description: The story of one man's tour to Russia in his quest for a Russian wife: Russia through the eyes of a western tourist. Photos of sights and people, travel advice.
Elena Petrova
Russian Brides Cyber Guide
Dear Pasha!  You are a gem!  Not only do I appreciate the brilliance and insight of you analysis, but also the humor.   $100 is on the way to the address you gave with note you stipulated, with gratitude that you can never know. I have to say, that as foolish as I may feel now, this was a good, if slightly expensive, learning experience for me.  Through your wise words and insight I have paid only  a fraction of the total stupidity in which I was about ready to be engaged.....

Russian Brides
Consulting and Assistance

New polite and wimpy version of this page, designed not to express my views on things but to describe the services we offer:

Russian brides - comprehensive assistance in Moscow

 

 

Our list of contacts in other cities is growing! Check out the business services pages.

Wanted
Someone who knows to do formal background checks. I periodically get inquiries on the subject but can't offer anything beyond
in-depth interviewing.

here is a hint I got: 

BACKGROUND CHECKS: reality of the person, telephone number, age, marital status, children etc.... www.allrussian.com 
PLEASE SEND FEEDBACK ON THIS OUTFIT!!

[tried e-mailing, try again before writing an ugly comment]

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A large percentage (about 1/3) of our guests are western men who come to Russia to meet their e-mail brides. Documents of interest specifically to this type of traveller will be listed here.

Disclaimers and
a word of caution

 

 
We are not into the "dating" business. Our job is to provide information. Information about people is among the types of information we work with. We see, however, that our capabilities as communication consultants (Pasha), sociologists (Olesya), and Russian experts (both) can be easily applied to the needs of many of our foreign guests coming to Russia to meet their would-be wives.

There also are men who come to Russia to play about. None of our services cater to this type of visitor. Russia is full of traps as it is. We discourage behaviour that further increases risk level, and certainly do not want to associate with those who explicitly look for trouble.

 

   
How to look for your
Russian bride on your own
While agencies offer assembly line efficiency and economy of scale, some marriage minded men want to take more control of the process. This mix between a set of instruction and a service offer may be of interest to those who prefer the do-it-yourself approach. CLICK HERE
   
   
Olesya's advice The Dos and Don'ts Read it first. 

Coming up: a comprehensive if somewhat academic look at cross-cultural marriages. Plan / draft

Misunderstandings, case studies.  Coming up.

 

 

From our esteemed colleague in the
Russian brides trade, the famous Elena Petrova

Individual Search  - personalized matchmaking services offered by Russian Brides Cyber Guide. You would love to find somebody truly special who will love you for you, but feel frustrated with the whole process? Get professionals to do the job for you. Scam-free search - GUARANTEED.

Interviewing
and filming
your e-mail friends

Why aren't we swamped with requests for this unique and truly valuable service? And it costs cheaper than running into scam or replacing a real person with your fantasy.. And it delivers you much more than a "background check" [link to a good background check agency]

An comment from (name withheld)

"..people are not eager to hear and certainly unwilling to pay for "negative" information."

Sigh. If they followed my advice and passed my way 10% of the amount saved...  Even 1% would be a noticeable source of support.

 

Can you make out this picture of my own making? The fellow is looking at an apple through a magnifying glass and sees a worm.

   
Gift and flower delivery -
with a twist
We can do that too of course, but we can turn simple errands into something more interesting. We can use flower of gift delivery as a method to establish contact with your e-mail girlfriend and conduct an interview that may give a glimpse into her motivation. Is she interested in you specifically or are you merely a vehicle to get to America? What are her real plans? Olesya, an expert in interview methods and techniques, has a knack for getting people to open up. And Pasha, our in-house sophist, will dispel your moral qualms about such below-the-belt information-gathering tricks by appealing to the greater overall good.
   
Controlled money transfers There may be situations when you have to send money to your e-mail girlfriends. You may, for example, have to pay for her trip to Moscow to meet you, or sponsor her English lessons. On the other hand, how do you know she is not just using your friendship to get money from you? In fact, how do you know she is real? No, we can't guarantee her financial requests are legitimate. Still, transferring money through us, as opposed to directly to her, gives you a degree of control and some feedback.
   
English lessons Yes, we teach English. And we know better than most ESL teachers what exactly your girlfriend will need to effectively and pleasantly communicate with you. Check out our English page.
   
Immigration interview preparation If all goes well, she is likely to apply for immigration. At a certain point she would have to tell her story to the immigration officer and convince him/her that yours is a bona fide marriage, not some scummy arrangement to get a visa. Yes, we can help her. Check our Immigration Interview Preparation page.
   
Country and cultural background information Russia and the West are worlds apart. Don't be deceived by your girlfriend's European appearance and fluent English. Should you decide to enter into a lifetime association with someone from Russia, we recommend that you seriously look into Russian history and culture, past and present. Russian lessons can be arranged. Yes, while pitifully few would follow this advice, we'll repeat again and again that you need to have lived in Russia for years to know what you are getting into with your Russian bride and for your union to stand a chance of not breaking up with an ugly splash..
   
All-around problem control and troubleshooting

 

To minimize the chances of scam you may want to check where your correspondent's computer is located. These guys offer to do that for $20:
http://www.abika.com/help/IPaddressmap.htm
More info on hints that the love of your life is an imposter coming up. Check the timing of her messages...

We have no X-ray vision, but are likely to spot a problem that may evade you.

Protect yourself against outright scam: get us to check the reality and address of the person you are about to visit.

Protect yourself against disappointment: order an in-depth interview and a video film of the person you want to meet on invite over to your country.

   
Technical assistance and traveller support Make your trip go smoother. Hire us to guide you through the process.

Please see the Russian Travel and Business Services sections.

We can act as guides and interpreters. We can translate and certify documents. Among our technical services is usually instant mail forwarding (eg. s-mailing locally or reading over the phone your e-mails)... Or we can even teach your friend how to use e-mail.

We can provide secretarial services. Olesya will look after your schedule and even take notes so that you can still sort out your impressions after seeing 10 girls in two days. And the cost of her time is only $10/hour or $60/day!

   
Counseling and advising Discuss your concerns and fears, consider plans, resolve misunderstandings. We'll endeavour to make your Russia safe, friendly, predictable and inexpensive. And perhaps even pleasant.
   
Links

A collection of realistic, informative, and downright sceptical links on the subject of Western men and Russian women.

Suggestions and contributions welcomed.

   
Avoid the supermarket situation If you do not want to be in a situation of flipping though catalogues, purchasing addresses, and ultimately buying your woman, we can suggest an alternative. We can translate your advertisement and place it in several paper publications and dating sites that do not aim specifically at foreigners. Replied will not be as numerous, but their quality may be much higher, for they will be read by women looking for a healthy relationship, not a wealthy foreigner.

"Where can I place my own singles ad?"

WE CAN HELP

   
3D Dating Service Recently we did a series of reviews of the Russian women export industry, and we've been surprised by how similar all offers are. Ads for used cars or printers convey more of a sense of individuality than thousands and perhaps millions of female faces from Russia.

While understanding that diversity of human types and characters is an inconvenient anachronism, we couldn't help but wonder what if there is a niche screaming to be filled for a service that makes an explicit effort to make their women come out three-dimensional.

We may after all trying our hand in the dating business.   See 3D Dating Service [link] for details.

In the meantime both inquiries and submissions are invited.

   
Stories - learn from the mistakes of others Here we'll be posting stories - usually of the ugly sort - that happened to our guests. I'll be also adding some personal impressions of outstandingly unpleasant guests so that you know what crowd you associate with. Names, naturally, will be removed

A naive victim of hoax (written by the main hero of the story)

A person who happily escaped the fate of falling a victim of dating hoax, made the right and   proper conclusions, and emerged from the process stronger and wiser

A loser of cosmic dimensions

Another loser

A fellow who attracted four (sic) attempts on his wallet on his first day in Moscow

A man paralyzed by fear of fraud

   
The Black List

 

Many of travellers of this category make very poor guests. Those who left without paying their bills, including telephone bills, will be posted here after a written warning. A black list of their female counterparts is located at www.womenrussia.com and www.russia-scam.org 
   

We are always ready to discuss your ideas, plans and concerns, and to be of assistance in making your Russian trip go smoothly.

Pasha  (inbox@unclepasha.com)
Olesya (olesya@unclepasha.com)

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LEAVING KATYA

A BOOK WRITTEN BY ONE OF HIS MOSCOW GUESTS

www.leavingkatya.com   The website of the book Vogue Magazine called "Darkly hilarious" and Marie Claire called "The best love story of the season."  A must to read for any would-be members of a Russian-American love affair.

Paul Greenberg did the final proofing of this book while staying at our Ovchinnikovskaya embankment studio and found the environment conducive to literary pursuits. The author and his book are waiting for literary fame while we look forward to a nice brass tablet to put on the wall..


**A recommended link to a complimentary service, placed on a collegial basis**

RUSSIAN BRIDES CYBER GUIDE (www.womenrussia.com) A tough but indispensable information resource for those interested in dating and marrying Russian women. In this site you'll find valuable travel information, advice, and tips that will help make your trip to Russia a safe and pleasant experience. And, of course, to bring results. Russian Brides Cyber Guide and associated www.russia-scam.org   are home to the famous BLACK LIST that contains names of fraudulent services as well as individual scammers.

If you wonder why they so lovingly collect and generously share valuable information, the answer is that they, in addition to their great reality check service

  • PUBLISH A WEEKLY CATALOGUE OF 50 TO 90 NEW FACES AND PROFILES OF RUSSIAN WOMEN
  • place singles ads in many Russian and Ukrainian newspapers, forward men's profiles to Russian, Ukrainian, Belarus and Kazakh marriage agencies, or post you at www.zamuzh.com, a site where Russian women come to look for their men
  • translate and forward your letters
  • perform several other essential favours

www.womenrussia.com

PS.  And if you wonder what's in it for us, yours truly Uncle Pasha &Co., we look forward to being of assistance once you are in Russia. Start planning your trip by visiting www.unclepasha.com

Another useful link:  www.global7network.com.
An active discussion by men who are actively seeking brides in Russia.

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