An extra-special message for Western malcontents
An extra-special message for Western malcontents
COME TO RUSSIA AS AN ESL TEACHER!!
Down on your luck in the civilised West? Coming to the understanding that whatever you do, chances are it will make no difference? Plagued by existential neurosis? Or, perhaps, you are a pervert who gets his kicks by being surrounded in absurd and misery? Attention all you literate bums and losers who still managed to hang on to a semblance of the protestant work ethic! Coming to Russia as an English teacher may be what you need to cure your soul! Cheaper than psychoanalysis! Plentiful affordable booze!! Easy girls!!!! Very inexpensive if you go local. Cold. Or too hot. Always tough, always miserable, GUARANTEED. Think about it. And give up that silly idea. Visit a shrink who specializes in obsessions if you must. If it doesn't go away after 6 months, then AND ONLY THEN write to inbox@unclepasha.com, paul_voytinsky@yahoo.com
No inpuslive inquiries please.
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