EMPLOYMENT AND PARTNERSHIP PROPOSALS

#babushka ~ #editor and writer ~ #instructor#esl_teacher


Don't expect to find a "real" job offer here, but we do subcontract translating, teaching and other tasks occasionally..
Здесь вы вряд ли найдете предложение "настоящей" работы, но мы иногда отдаем на сторону переводы, обучение английскому и подобные мелочи..

12 июля 2001.
БАБУШКА НА РОЛЬ НЯНИ И ВОСПИТАТЕЛЬНИЦЫ
В ноября сего года мы ждем появления наследника или любимой дочки. Вчера, по пути в Дубровки, обсуждали выращивание и воспитание потомства и важность участия в этом процессе бабушки, особенно на начальном этапе жизни детеныша. Итак, нужна добрая, умная и несуетная носительница ценностей позапрошлого века. Работа физически необременительная, с проживанием на сравнительноо благоустроенной даче, пытающейся стать фермой или даже усадьбой.. Призываем бабушку старорежимного типа не тратить последние годы в одиночестве и упадке, а вложить себя в растущее молодое существо...

July 12, 2001
GRANDMOTHERLY NANNY AND GOVERNESS INVITED...(ACTUALLY, COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS JOB MAY SUIT A YOUNG ADVENTUROUS PERSON TOO)
We are expecting an addition to our family in November this year. (IT HAPPENED NOV. 11, 2001) Yesterday, on our way to Dubrovki, we have been discussing the raising and upbringing of progeny, and once again saw the need for a grandmother to participate in the process, especially during the first few years of the child's life. Thus this proposal. We need the help of a kind, intelligent and not excessively earthly lady with last century's values and style. The work is not hard physically and involves living at our fairly comfortable "dacha" which we are trying to develope into a farm or even a country estate. (OR IN THE LOFT OF OUR MOSCOW APARTMENT) We cordially invite an old-style babushka (COME TO THINK OF IT, IT NEEDS TO BE SOMEONE EITHER QUITE OLD OR VERY YOUNG) to invest herself into our child rather than spending her remaining years in lonely despodence....

ENGLISH INSTRUCTOR FOR MY IMMIGRATION INTERVIEW CLIENTS - My interview preparation clients need real live English practice. If you need a free guide in Moscow I'll try to match you up with those who may make your visit to Russia more enjoyable while benefiting themselves from the excercise. Occasionally there are even oppornunities for free homestays in exchange for your language and teaching skills (see Attention pennyless bums in my Russian Travel page).

EDITOR AND WRITER. Serious conceptual input into this site (and also www.vegrussia.org) may qualify you for discounts and free services. While I appreciate when my attention is called to spelling errors and typing, this is not what I am looking for really. I need vibrant, informative, grasping texts.


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An extra-special message for Western malcontents

COME TO RUSSIA AS AN ESL TEACHER!!

Down on your luck in the civilised West?  Coming to the understanding that whatever you do, chances are it will make no difference? Plagues by existential neurosis? Or, perhaps, you are a pervert who gets his kicks by being surrounded in absurd and misery? Attention all you literate losers and grouches who still managed to hang on to a resemblance of protestant work ethic! Coming to Russia as an English teacher may be what you need to cure your soul! Cheaper than psychoanalysis! Plentiful affordable booze!! Easy girls!!!! Very inexpensive  if you go local. Cold. Or too hot.  Always tough, always miserable, GUARANTEED.  Think about it. And give up that silly idea. Read some self-help literature on obsessions. If it doesn't go away after 6 months,
then and only then write me .

No inpuslive inquiries please.


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