Smoking tobacco, especially in the form of cigarettes, is strongly discouraged. Pipe smoking is OK. Smoking things other than tobacco must be done discretely, if at all. As your hosts, we are under a moral obligation to make sure that you consume quality material, so leaving us a sample is essential.
Keep track of your long-distance calls and internet use. No skipping without phone bills unpaid.
No noisy parties!
No prostitutes!
I'm thinking of making "No Russian women" into a rule. Now, as we are nearing the dead season, I can't afford to be too selective but it is coming.
No other disgraceful or disorderly conduct!
Computer types please try to refrain from making improvements to the guest computer. After several of these it starts acting funny and quits. ....I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO IMPOSE A $7/DAY FEE TO COVER INTERNET ACCESS AND COMPUTER MAINTENANCE...
OTHER THAN THAT THERE ARE NO RULES OR LIMITATIONS. COME AS LATE OR AS EARLY AS YOU LIKE. LEGITIMATE GUESTS NO PROBLEM. PETS ALLOWED. NO RESTRICTIONS ON TELEPHONE USE. WHATEVER FOOD OR DRINK YOU FIND IN THE REFRIGERATOR OR CUPBOARDS YOU ARE WELCOMED TO IT. THE APARTMENT IS INTENDED TO MADE VISITING MOSCOW AND STAYING IN THE VERY HEART OF IT A PLEASANT AN AFFORDABLE EXPERIENCE. RELAX AND ENJOY.