Studio apartment in the very center of Moscow
It's a mystery why this old page shows up so well. But yes, the offer is entirely valid. An apartment in the very center of Moscow, steps from Red Square, is available from me. Yes, direct from me, the famous Uncle Pasha. The rate is $120/night, $700/week, $2000/month. Or, as many cunning and crafty Moscow landlords would say, "From $67/night", which indeed is the rate if you take it for a month or more. I was one of these Indian types I would even say $25/night with "based one one month rental and three person occupancy" in small print. See the new description at my www.cheap-moscow.com and the availability schedule. Speaking of which, the price is already low for the place and the location but I'll still welcome non-insulting offers if you fit nicely into holes in the schedule. Scroll down if for whatever reason you want to see a 3-5 year old unfinished page that somehow managed to cheat search engines. Or write to email@example.com with a copy to firstname.lastname@example.org, or use this form. The new and probably final version of my Rooms and Apartments project is www.cheap-moscow.com
in the very center of Moscow
direct from the webmaster,
the famous Uncle Pasha.
I don't like TripAdvisor, FlipKey and such for their heaviness and something else I can't articulate. But since business is slow and since I've already lost my innocence by letting irrelevant advertising onto my site here is more of it....
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The new de-cluttered description is HERE. This is my first attempt to create a positive and even glamorous page.
If the situation warrants it but
not otherwise use the phone. The number is
A room or a place to sleep may also be available at around $30/person but no reservations possible for room rental. For room offers see my http://www.cheap-moscow.com/homestay.htm
By renting from him you not only save money and enjoy unsurpassed conveniences and support. You keep this character exiled to his dacha in the Tver region boonies. No running water, outhouse facilities, spoiled horses as the main form of transportation etc. etc. Let justice be served! Make Moscow a better place!! Make Pasha stay away!!!
$120/night, $700/week, $2000/month.
If there are more than two guests, I will ask for extra $10/day each as a tip to my underpaid and overworked housekeeper and all-around assistant Valentina. Non-destructive kids/pets don't count as persons, no extra fees..
Those who book **well** in advance or neatly fit into
openings in the schedule can
also ask for discounts.
How safe is the neighbourhood at night? See a series of night-time photos of the immediate area >>
Invitations from me are available for $50/each. Registration $80 per month, less if you need it for several months.
Since many of my guests make a living by text generation here is a list of book places within walking distance:
Molodaya Gvardia Bookstore
Valentina is now too busy with her Russian brides project to be involved with the technicalities of this apartment. Instead the effective housekeeper is Tania.
for a near-instant response
In emergency call +7 985 217 3241
Horse riding the the dacha experience ~ Vegetarian ~ Sane English-speaking Drivers
Between Moscow & St. Petersburg ~ Business Services ~ Accommodation in Moscow ~ Accommodation in St. Petersburg
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE OLD DESCRIPTION
the webmaster the famous "Uncle
$120/night single or double
occupancy, $10/night extra for each additional person, $100/night if you
are staying a week or longer.
I can now arrange for a tourist invitation ($50, same day). Registration no problem. $25 (at cost) to my clients; $40 to others.. [Details]
best location in
WALK from the Red Square
and more on the way
Introducing Lunch-the-rat. The apartment comes equipped with a resident rodent. Recommended to travellers with kids. Warning: may bite or scratch if handled roughly. His bites are probably safe because he bit, with no ill consequences, just about everyone at the Children's Shelter of the City of Staritsa. I wheedled the beast from the kids as a gratitude for directing charitable support their way. Don't like rats? Rodent removal service is available. For $2.98 That's all it take to have Lunch locked for a day/night in a storage room outside the apartment.
While on the subject, PETS ARE WELCOMED but you assume entire financial responsibility for any damages resulting from your pets. Or your guests. Or you. Please note that damage can be efficiently repaired only at premium prices, i.e. about what you would pay in London or New York. Also note that you are only responsible by damaged caused by your action, mistake, or gross oversight. If things break down on their own while you are here you are not responsible beyond having to notify me, the housekeeper, fire fighters, neighbours, or whatever appears appropriate.
HIGH-SPEED INTERNET ACCESS, COMPUTER, PRINTER, SCANNER, MOBILE PHONE
WHAT-WHERE-HOW QUESTIONS ANSWERED OVER THE PHONE
24 HOUR EMERGENCY ASSISTANCE
NEIGHBOURHOOD ORIENTATION TOUR, NO CHARGE
LONG DISTANCE WITHOUT HOTEL SURCHARGE
UNLIMITED CALLS WITHIN MOSCOW
$120/night per night for
ALSO, IF YOU RENT MY APARTMENT THROUGH AN AGENT, YOU MAY HAVE A 10-15% SURCHARGE ADDED TO YOUR BILL TO COVER THE COMMISSION.
On the other hand, those renting it for over 7 nights or more can expect a discount (to $100). Monthly rent, if available, will be around $2200.
Well-supplied with essentials yet uncluttered. As central as it gets, and as quiet as one can reasonably expect in the center of Moscow. Cleaned daily or as arranged with the housekeeper. Additional services available. Emergency assistance 24 hours a day.
A view onto the
Computerized work station, decent printer, scanner (= handy for copying documents), reliable high-speed Internet access..
Courtesy cell phone. Free to my guests.
My apologies to those who who got used to expecting my pages to be subversive, provocative or otherwise offensive. Present circumstances (Chechen rebels, falling planes, government visa policies that don't encourage international travel on the one hand and mounting expenses with our rural project on the other) forced me to come up with this wimpy creation. Please be assured that I did sneak something that betrays my bad attitude. Find it on this page and you get the preferred guest status and perhaps a free airport pickup. ONLY TWO PERSONS NOTICED IT SO FAR!! Be assured you are looking into it right now. August 31, 2005 - OK, SINCE VERY FEW GUESSED RIGHT AND NOW I AM DOING WELL ENOUGH TO AFFORD LOSING AN OCCASIONAL CLIENT OR TWO, HERE IS THE SECRET REVEALED: THE BACKGROUND OF THIS PAGE IS HORSE SHIT SUPPLIED BY SURPRISE.
Economy travellers check Rooms & Homestays and Free Accommodation in Exchange for English
A compilation of apartments, bed and breakfast offers, homestays, budget hotels in Moscow, St. Petersburg, along the Trans-Siberian railroad etc., mostly direct from landlords and hosts. Even some free offers! See www.cheap-moscow.com
Now making a serious effort to document Tver, Staritsa, and other places between Mosow and St. Petersburg. The doing this project I have in mind an independent budget traveller who seeks authenticity and wants to see rural and small-town Russia. See www.staritsa.info
Visit my dacha where you can ride horses, do boating, and partake in other wholesome countryside fun. See www.russian-horse-rides.com. This $30/night all-included is becoming an attractive alternative in view of growing cost of living in Moscow.
Drivers with brains, capable of acting as your all-around assistants:
Russian bride seekers
Sites and projects I got started
Errands in Moscow:
Custom-made sleighs and carriages: