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News, announcements, recent changes

January 16 2012
I'm moving to a new WordPress platform. All the best from old sites - the most active and popular pages, promising projects - are being rid off old clutter and transplanted to www.unclepasha.com/wordpress/. The new site will be clear and to the point, navigable, and interactive, with visitors able to leave comments or even add new pages. For the time being there will be a bit of a mess though and I'm once again asking for your patience. If in doubt just write to me. The board is a public record of what I've been doing for the last few years so I'll probably keep it even if it turns out WordPress has a similar function.

January 13 2012. Friday.
And I've sold my soul to the advertising devil. In exchange for a few kopecks I've allowed advertising. My sites now have a few totally irrelevant links sneaked in.

December 19 2011
In the process of seriously upgrading my Russian Interest Links page. Unlike in the times past when I did in in a half-assed way, this present upgrade is being supported, which enables me to take one full day to check old links and to see what' s new. As before, the focus is on worthy hard-to-find resources. And the sponsor is www.moscowhotels.com. And yes, you too can give me a subject, fork a few $$ my way, and to chain me to the desk to do some review on your behalf. You can even sent me out into December mist and slush, with a notepad, a few pens, and a camera, to write up a story on whatever interests you. 

December 18 2011
Clients have been demanding high-tech gadgets. Given  Russia's approaching collapse I'm in no position to lose business so I've given up. Here: 
Skype: Uncle_Pasha_2011
ICQ: manfriday@yandex.ru  Apparently you can ring me up via this famous ICQ, using the e-mail I indicated when registering. It took years but you won. Enjoy. Can anybody advice me, in a technopeasant-suitable way, how to add the Skype and ICQ buttons?

December 17 2011
My blog is up and working. Learning to use it is on my "to do" list. News, updates, stories, adventures/misadventures will be migrating there. I was told that the WordPress technology will go the sorting and searching for me while I would only need to enter text and pictures. Wish Pasha-the-technopeasant loads of luck.

Dec. 16 2011
I'm entering a marriage of convenience as the first step of adopting my good friend's son which, in turn, may help him in avoiding being drafted into the Russian army. Being married has a few other benefits, e.g. being able to visit each other in prison, or at least to pass food parcels. Unthinkable 10 years ago but sort of in the air now. A wedding - a wedding of convenience -  will be held Saturday, December 24, possibly in combination with a meeting to vainly protest the recent election fraud. This meetings, with expected attendance of 50 thousand, is to be held on Prospekt Sakharova, Metro Komsomolskaya. My guide, translator or whatever services to cover the event are available free of charge, as my humble contribution to I'm not sure what..

September 15 2011
The acquisition of a house trailer opens a new era in individual and family tourism.  Independence form hotels. Flexibility. Immersion. A healthy doze of travel misery without which your Russian experience just wouldn't feel complete. Yes, all is possible with this combination of a heavy-duty diesel-powered 4wd car and a fully equipped house trailer.


Misadventure guaranteed. If not I'll make it up by the famous Uncle Pasha attitude that starts with "what made you drag your butt to this demo version of hell of a place?".  Sign up for a tour. Any time, including and especially in winter. To entice off season travellers I've even made up my famous "Winter is the Soul of Russia" slogan..

August 10 2011
Greetings from the Kandalaksha Nature Reserve. Now adding information, photos, and some of my impressions from the 10-day trip between Moscow and Kandalaksha to my www.staritsa.info

April 24 2011
Reviewing my old Russian Misery Tourism(c) pages. Looks like I'll be bringing the concept back to life..

April 17 2011
New apartment description. All-positive. Glamorous. Female faces with fake client feedback.  Similar makeup is awaiting other pages.

April 5 2011
CANCELLATION FOR APARTMENT RENTAL. AVAILABLE TILL APRIL 25. NON-INSULTING OFFERS WELCOMED.

March 13 2011
Have been reviewing the apartment availability schedule. Most of July and the entire August are free! These two are the height of the travel season. Grab these dates while available. And don' t you dare to ask for a discount. Those wanting my apartment between March 24 and April 8 may expect a small one. Same about Fall 2011.

Jan. 31 2011
Put together the basic structure of Cheap/Authentic Snacking/Eating/Drinking in Moscow page.

Jan. 17 2011
The gods heard my yesterday's lamentation and sent me the best question of a long long time. See my Guestbook.

Jan. 16 2011
Why are my compatriots that way! I succumbed to the temptation to make a few bucks. Rented my place to an ex-Russian from New York. A complaint from neighbours, lost keys, broken mirror, good wireless keyboard disappeared, and to top things off SHIT ON THE CHAIR. I'm afraid this is no isolated incident, and becoming a racist in relation to my own nation is unavoidable. Actually, the worse offenders have been ex-Russians coming here for holidays. And I was one of them except I got stuck here. Does someone know of a good euthanasiologist? 

Jan. 10 2011
To "deep touristm" enthusiasts:
I'm back from Kandalaksha (Kola Peninsula, Murmansk Region, White Sea..). An interesting place. Worth being considered as an alternative to progressively unbearable Moscow. Alexandra is doing a page on Kandalaksha Nature Reserve, and I'm providing an English summary on the reserve, the City of Kandalaksha, and the surrounding area. Getting there, where to stay, what to do.. Same concept as in www.staritsa.info, which too may get an upgrade as a side-effect of the Kandalaksha project..

Dec. 28 2010
I'm in Kandalaksha (Murmansk region) till about Jan. 10 2011. Here I may not be able to stay online all the time. If you need to get in touch with me urgently or if I don't respond within a couple of hours call +7 921 153 6933.  I promise I will not be as pissed at avoidable phone calls as I normally am. Business as usual in Moscow with help of Valentina (and her sister Ludmila) who have taken over my duties till I'm back..

Dec. 3 2010
An embarrassing fact that a BBC film where I was shown together with Mr. Putin has recently been called to my attention. I didn't have the guts to see it past the first couple of minutes. But here is the link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/
2/hi/programmes/
newsnight/9204815.stm

Nov. 13 2010
The site of the Kandalaksha Nature Reserve (Murmanks region, White Sea) back soon, with a summary page in English. The project is back to the "active" status.

November 6 2010
Yet another massive yet sure-to-fail attempt to organize and de-clutter www.cheap-moscow.com under way.  Disregard the style and go there for unique accommodation deals. $20/night room in the center of Moscow is REAL for those with high "authenticity" tolerance. 

October 2010
Added a new Indian Food establishment (a catering service) to my Vegetarian Moscow page.

August 16, 2010
In the next few weeks I may be out of town delivering aid to those who lost homes in August fires. The situation in the field is at times too tough to fool around with the computer to check e-mail. For the time being if I don't respond immediately IT IS OK TO JUST CALL ME AT +7 985 217 3241.  The car is heading towards needing an engine overhaul. Contributions welcomed.

May 21, 2010
Bike rental is finally here. Comfortable cruising bikes, folding bikes, and of course ubiquitous mountain bikes that I detest. See www.cheap-moscow.com/rent_a_bike.htm $5/hour or less. Daily and weekly rate are presently being considered but are expected to be in the $10-20 range. 

May 8, 2010
$25/NIGHT ROOMS AVAILABLE IN TUSHINO AND NEAR METRO PETROVO-RAZUMOVSKAYA. SEE MY WWW.CHEAP-MOSCOW.COM

May 1, 2010
A few pictures added to the Miscellaneous photos page.

Feb. 25, 2010
Updated Examples of typical Moscow prices

Feb. 23, 2010
For the time being it is largely virtual, although I am in a position to invite select guests for sampling and cooking demonstration. Welcome to Uncle Pasha's Cafe. Yes, I'm seriously considering dedicating the rest of my life to the food business. It became apparent after some serious soul-searching, as I recall it is called, that there are just three things in this life that bring me out of stupor. Of this small number the only publicly acceptable one is food. Procuring, preparing, serving it. Thus The Cafe.

February 3, 2010
 It happened. I've discovered a reliable source of local to-fu. And a bunch of other stuff that I have never before seen in Russia.  See the Shopping page of my Vegetarian Moscow project.

Feb. 2, 2010
Leaning to make clips to better describe rooms and and apartments for my www.cheap-moscow.com project and Russian brides for my list that is yet to be made available to the public. 

Jan. 23, 2010
My apartment is available starting Feb. 22. $120/night, $700/week, $2000/month but I'm open to offers for March and April 2010.

Jan. 22, 2010
Finally! Teteletai!! It's over!!! The rural exile stage of my life has come to an end. Freedom! Time for a major change. A change of place, modus vivendi, everything. Thinking of going South and I'm looking to make friends in Israel (ideally in the orthodox circles) or anywhere else around the Mediterranean region. Home exchange possible. Offers of work or any other form of involvement into real life will be considered with great interest. Any other proposals and invitations welcomed. For the first time in 10 years I'm free and would like to make something out of this opportunity. 

Jan. 20 2010
Added a new $25/night room near Metro Alexeyevskaya. The whole apartment is available during the summer 2010 at $70/night or $400/week. So now there are two very similar offers in one area near Metro Alexeyevskaya. See www.cheap-moscow.com

Jan. 10 2010 
Updated the list of rooms with a bicycle. See Bike Rental in Moscow. A decision is made to acquire a scooter to be available to my guests in the 2010 season. To avoid liability and other issues it probably will not be "rental" but rather something complimentary. You will however be expected to take full responsibility for the vehicle (replacement cost over $1000) and make a contribution to its upkeep. 

Jan. 9 2010 
I need friends in Israel! Ideally in the hard core Orthodox circles. Home exchange possible this or next winter. Offers of work considered with great interest.

Jan. 8 2010 
I'm in Moscow in my own person till at least Jan. 17. Strategically I'm back to full time presence in Moscow.