Russian Misery Tourism
ABOUT US AND CONTACT DETAILS
This is
Pasha freezing his ass off in the village of Dubrovki. Since the conventions
of polite society by which he still remains bound don't allow one to
demonstrate his posterior, let this frosted beard tell the story of how cold
it really it was here at the end of December 2002.
And this is Olesya in anticipation of how much money this Bolshoi Misery Tour concept will make us.
And this is the little Maria practicing her budding misery-inflicting skills on Busik, and Busik himself, who retaliates by peeing on the floor if we are lucky, and into our bed otherwise.
Uncle Pasha's face after being stuck into a scanner
WELCOME TO RUSSIAN TELECOMMUNICATIONS MISERY
In Moscow Pasha and Olesya can be reached at (+7-095) 959-3865 or . The question when. It is best not to try calling in the morning because Olesya is a late sleeper while Pasha is a true grouch shortly after his relatively early awakening or any time thereafter. Middle of the day is risky too because that's when most calls come in and we are getting majorly annoyed with the world as such. If you call in the afternoon you are likely to interfere with these lazy Russians' nap etc. etc. so to reduce the risk please write to inbox@unclepasha.com. Often we hide at our dacha where rural communication lines will make sure your attempt to call us at (08263) 23036 fails. So we are back to e-mail... On the positive side, we ALWAYS respond to e-mails within 24 hours (usually much sooner, before our competitors have even a chance to offer you a better deal), so if you don't hear from us re-send your message to paulv@aha.ru ...
