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SATISFACTION SOPHISTICALLY GUARANTEEDWe offer you an unconditional money-back satisfaction guarantee.
- If you don't like your trip, that was the original aim and you have nothing to complain about, and we've earned our money.
- If you happen, for whatever reason, to enjoy it, there is no reason to complain, is there?
Doesn't that remind you of one clever chap from Canterbury? Yes, with us your satisfaction rests on nothing else by pure logic, and there is no way you are getting your money back. Unless you just whine loudly and unpleasantly but that's a form of small-scale extortion.
So, whatver the case, the outcome will be either just good, or good because we've declared bad to be good, and you pay the bill in full, add a generous tip, achieve a lasting state of active and thus profitable enlightenment, and go on with your life while once in a while recalling our role in bringing about this change in you, and making a donation to help us in continuing with our rural development project in the village of Dubrovki on the Volga, where we live in the state of self-inflicted and thus not totally unpleasant misery.
Intellectuals, phony and otherwise, write to inbox@unclepasha.co to sign up for this unique experience!
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