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Russian Misery Tourism
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND MALCONTENT REHABILITATION

 

While our proposal primarily aims at private individuals, we are ready to consider offers from governments and penitentiary institutions of western countries.

Malcontents and radicals exiled to Russia for a couple of years are certain to learn their lesson and sincerely beg for pardon. They will develop full appreciation for the clean decent middle-class style of living and re-join the civilized humanity as model citizens.

Private individuals may use our Misery Tourism program to have their existential anxieties and ills effectively cured. Our research into the perverse mechanics of the human soul has demonstrated that physical discomfort and external absurdity reduces our tendency to pursue mal-adaptive lines of pseudo-philosophical reasoning. Participating in Russian Misery Tourism programs will help you to escape the normative, motivational, and existencial cul-de-sac.

Sapienti sat while others please return to the main index page and and look at our boring list of conventional traveller support services.

Write to inbox@unclepasha.com to arrange for this unique experience.

 

 

Background for this page:
The statue of Bulgarian revolutionary Dimitrov
on Bolshaya Polyanka I pass on the way to one of my favourite drinking establishments left intact from the Soviet days.
In view of his expressive fist I took him to symbolize attitude adjustment.