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Russian Misery Tourism
SPECIAL OFFERS AND IDEAS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER COMING HERE
Countryside tours can be viewed as part of the Misery package
Same applied to Suicide trip from Moscow to St. Peters
A tour of Tsariteli creations
Pub crawl Russian style
Observing busloads of retired Americans in the Red Square
Observing groups of camcorder-armed Japenese in the Red Square
Observing Russian souvenir sellers in the Red Square.
Observing and contemplating the history and esthetics of the Red Square as such.
Seeing and contemplating Lenin's dead body and the graveyard right in the Red Square.
En exercise in transcending social roles. See how the world looks from the bottom in the guise of a Moscow homeless ("bomzh"). Rags and eau de bomzh made of our own organically grown partly decomposed potatoes, beans and onions is supplied and applied. As a wimp option, someone will observe you at all times to make sure you are safe. Ask about the macho option. See The Bomzh Experience.
Now, for a change, try the millionaire role. Not the external trapping, but how it feels to have your ass licked. Proceed to The Pretender.