Finally one of my clients came up with a concise summary of what I do.

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>As evidence, I present a synopsis of your work:

> #1- Assist men (with lives that are already miserable) who wish to truly
> screw-up they're lives by marrying gold-digging Russian whores.

> #2- Assist couples, currently living blissful (childless) lives, who wish to
> adopt screaming brat orphans.

> #3- Assist successful foreign businessmen, with a yen for rubles, who wish
> to
> reduce they're wealth by doing business in Russia.

> #4- Assist foreign travelers, mistakenly thinking of Russia as an 'exotic'
> destination, who wish to learn about crime, corruption, prostitution and
> alcoholism.

> These people make reasonable donations to your favorite causes and, in
> return, you have a front row seat to watch their miseries play out. Pretty
> compelling argument, Yes?