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SAYING IT
I am a vegetarian
I am a vegetarian. I don't eat any
animal products.
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GETTING OBNOXIOUS
No dead fuzzy little animals on my
plate please. -
Take it away and give it a decent
burial.
I thought my travel agent made my
preferences clear. May I see the manager please? Yes, right now. I'm calling my
travel agent/lawyer.
BEGGING. I'm including this section
because often the answer will be flat no, and you'll be given that "wish you
just left" look.
I understand. Perhaps you have
salads. Toasts? Fried vegetables? Nuts? Potato chips? OK, fried eggs will do.
Just don't add any sausage. Fine, I'll take sea food. Just give me something
please!!
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