Apartment for rent, postcard center, dead season special from Feb. 26 to April 9

My apartment is available for rent. As of the moment it is not booked from Feb. 26 to April 9.  This has always been slow time so I’m willing to offer an incentive, eg. free invitation/voucher and/or registration and/or airport pickup.  Very comfortable for two, will sleep 3-4. As central as it gets. Internet, WiFi, computer, printer, large desk, washer/dryer.  More info and photos of the apartment and the neighbourhood here: www.cheap-moscow.com/studio.htm

Normally $120/night, $700/week, $2000/month. Already real low for the place and especially the location. As I said, in March I’m open to offers.

Write to manfriday@yandex.ru

Fedot-the-Archer in English!

Stumbled, while looking for an English equivalent of  ”политес”, into a translation of the story of Fedot the Archer, a Daring Chap by Leonid Filatov .   Chapeau bas! I would not think something like this was doable.  This sadly ironic poem stylized in the fairly tale manner is greatly recommended to anyone with a deep interest in the subtleties of Russian way of looking at things.

Admirably translated by Alec Vagapov.

See http://samlib.ru/a/as_w/fed-rus-eng.shtml

But I still failed to find “политес”. Guess I’ll use “political correctness” instead. It is for a the Russian Misery Tourist (c) project, for the “Russian Misery Travel (c)  for The Asshole Voyager” concept. For the time being I’ve housed it at www.mad-in-russia.com / www.mad-in-russia.net I’ve reserved these two years ago for things subversive and offensive.

Marisha, thanks for Avatars

Now these can be added. If only they could be made bigger! For myself I’ve chosen the one where I crawl out of the Kandalaksha Bay mud. Gooey and potent-smelling stuff. The subtle allusion is to whatshername goddess that grew out of the Mediterranean sea foam.

Proceeding to do a feature page on the Basilica Hotel/Hostel. Something I’ve been promising to do for months if not years.  Get ready for more technical questions as I go..

Adding picture by visitors

A registered visitor can access the dashboard, same like yours, but with limitied options and post a topic with pictures etc

Where is the famous Ovchina?

Haven’t found a link to your Ovchinnikovskaya apartment in Accommodation. Had to work through cheap-moscow instead. As a client and a tourist I would expect the apartment description and photos to be under Accommodation here, not in a separate site.

My prayers are not being answered

Persimmons, R180/kg (just under $3/lb – just over 1kg – R203 ($7)
Grapes, R200/kg ($3/lb) – R307 ($10)
Parmesan, R370/kg ($6/lb) – 700g, R368 ($9)

Camper parking – 2000R ($70)
(normally one secured parking spot in Moscow will cost you 3-4500 roubles ($100-150) per month; a garage for rent is R4000-7000 ($130-230) per month)

Two stamped enveloped, local – R30 ($1). Needed these to send registration slips to the migration authorities to unregister I’ve registered earlier.

Already ~$98..

As I was typing this more came in:

R680 ($23) to Theo for breakfasts and lunches at school, for one week.

R150 ($5) to Theo for the mandatory “Patriotic education” program. The  Borodino Battle Museum (from Kutuzovsky) is bringing exhibits to school.

This is the fourth (?) day I’m keeping track of expenses. A patterns seems to be emerging. As disappointing as this exercise is I’m getting an explanation where money goes. But I’ll need to seriously revise my advice that $1000 above the cost of accommodation will keep you afloat for a month. Sure you’ll stay alive. But not much more.

My colleagues from www.life-trip.ru recently announced that they will live, as an experiment, on R5000 ($170) per person, the official minimal cost of living, for a month.  At the end of my experimental month I’ll identify what was absolutely essential and see how much we could have spent if survival was the goal.

Alexandra has friends, a family with three children,  who get by for years on about R15000 ($500).  If the subject of living in Moscow cheap turns out to be of interest to the general public I’ll do a case study using that family. The breadwinner is a researcher at Zoology Institute of the Academy of Sciences.  The government of Moscow adds about R800 per child.  Thus the total..

Some things are remarkably cheap. A report on what can be bought for under $1/kg is coming up. One of these is barley. Onions. Oils is $2 for 1L of the cheapest stuff or $3 or under for decent corn or even rapeseed oil.  Made dinner out of barley and wild mushrooms frozen from last fall..

Went for a walk.  Supposed to do 40 minutes of this daily if I don’t want to croak in the near future. Had a beer and a cigarette, R50 ($1.7). The good thing is that in Russia it remains OK to buy a beer and consume it behind the beer kiosk.  But for drinking vodka or even wine in a public place you can end up in the cell till morning.

Another >$100 day.

More on the cost of living..

Continuing the “cost of living in Moscow” experiment.  Alexandra bought a pan for $1250 ($47). For an ordinary teflon pan with a plastic handle! The sort that you leave on fire once and it is gone! There are two perfectly good cast iron pans in the house.  I’m saddened.

I suspect it was done on Theo’s request to fry his beloved chicken wings. A weird kid. Can’t stand the sight of blood. But devours pieces of animals. Yes, chicken wings too. R80 (almost $3)  per kilogram.

And a tiny brush for this Tasha dog for R150 ($5).

Oh no, not another $100 day please!

A QUESTION TO WORDPRESS EXPERTS: SHOULD I BE USING THE MENU TO CATEGORIES TO SORT OUT SUCH ENTRIES? OR “POSTINGS” ARE TO BE SORTED BY “CATEGORIES” AND PAGES SORTED OUT UNDER MENU HEADINGS? SHOULD A PIECE OF INFO AS ABOVE BE ADDED TO A PAGE OR TO POSTINGS ACCORDING TO THE WP PHILOSOPHY?

 

Summer plans starting to take shape

I’ve been booked from July 5 to July 12 2012 for a Russian Misery Travel (c) trip.  Most Russian travel of course turns out to involved misery but in this case I’ve been explicitly asked to arrange an uncompromisingly authentic experience.

That means plans for self-imposed exile to the White Sea for the entire summer are scrapped, and I’ll be in or around Moscow, possibly at my former dacha, most of June.

Ideas/requests/proposals on how I can can apply myself in June in a fun and profitable way are welcomed. From my side I’ll be trying to entice travellers to explore rural Russia. A truck and a camper are available. The cost of the vehicle, a basic place to stay (the camper even has a toilet and a rudimentary shower), and of me in the capacity of a driver, a guide, and an all-around assistant is about equal to what you’d spend travelling on your and staying in average hotels. A car for rent will be about $100/day. A hotel $70-100. But for $250 plus direct expenses you can hire me with this outfit.

One double and one single bed. Heater and gas stove. Toilet, sink, sort a shower of a sort. Very comfortable for one, bearable for two, hellish for 3 or 4. I tried it with three, plus one clumsy and smelly dog, in winter conditions. It was bad.

Then I’m out of circulation July 5-15. If there is nothing likely to be fun or generate profit to keep me in Moscow after July 12 I’ll be heading to Kandalaksha (the Kola Peninsula) right after I’m done with the Misery Travel (c) job. Back in Moscow at the very end of August or beginning of September.

Be assured that there will be someone left in Moscow to look after your needs. As far as routine services go (accommodation, airport pickups, the invitation and registration hassles) it is business as usual no matter what.

Pro-government vodka names

An observation from yesterday’s visit to the Alexeyevsky Rynok. Slolichnaya (Capital, but it can be construed as “throne”), Putinka, Federalnaya, and Kazenka (State) are among the most popular vodkas. I wonder if this is part of propaganda, or a reflection of the fact that vodka drinkers lean towards “Russian Great and Strong” set of values and attitudes.

These vodkas are about $10 for a 0.5 or 0.7L bottle. Speaking of prices, see my attempt to give a “slice of life” overview of daily costs in Moscow. I’ve promised to myself, humanity, and History to keep a record of our daily purchases for one  whole month..

WordPress questions

I need help with WordPress. Lots of little questions. Could probably use some strategic advice too.  I’m looking for WordPress support as a quality paid service.  Responded to about six adds offering such support in Moscow. No one replied within 24 hours.  So I’m looking for WP consultations within the expat community in Moscow or even abroad.  I’ll be listing WP questions here.